House Quotes
En inglés obvio, que gracia tendría si estuvieran en castellano.
"So many people, so much energy and drama just
trying to find someone who's almost never the right person anyway. It
just..shouldn't be so hard" (Lisa Cuddy)
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(House and Cuddy talking about Chase and Cameron sleeping together)
Cuddy: "They're sleeping together?"
House: "If by sleeping together you mean having sex in the janitor's closet."
Cuddy: "Here?"
House: "No, the janitor's closet at the local high school. Go tiger cats!"
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Dr. Wilson: You stole my patient.
House: You kidnapped my guitar
Dr. Wilson: Give him back
House: Only when you give her back
Dr. Wilson: It's a she ?
House: Well, it's certainly not a dude
Dr. Wilson: It's a guitar! You took a human being!
House: Now who doesn't have a sense of humor?
Dr. Wilson: Do you know what terrorists do when you don't negotiate? They terrorize.
House: Bring it on
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It’s the story of life. Boy meets girl, boy gets stupid, boy and girl live stupidly ever after (Wilson)
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I ask you what 2+2 is and a day later you tell me "not 24"! (House)
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Sometimes I am wrong. I have a gift for observation, for reading people and situations. But sometimes I am wrong. This will be the longest job interview of your life. I will test you in ways that you will often consider unfair, demeaning, and illegal. And you will often be right. Look to your left. Now look to your right. By the end of six weeks, one of you will be gone. As will 28 more of you. Wear a cup. (House)
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Dr. House: Little whorish to kiss and stab
Dr. Cameron: You kissed back
Dr. House: I didn't want you to die without knowing the feeling. Actually, no woman should die without knowing the feeling
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Foreman: You wanna bet on a patient's health?
House: You think that's bad luck? You think that God will smite him
because of our insensitivity? Well, if God does, you make a quick 50.
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